Wesley Dennis

This guy is the cum sock of every other man within a 50 mile radius. Look at that face, he's just begging for a creampie.

He's fucking disgusting. Whenever any man looks at him with a predatory gleam in his eye I want to put a gun in my mouth. What would anybody see in this guy? Naturally, he is my favourite. I really quite like his magnetic personality (Magnetic as in, repulsive). And only I can feel this way, because it only makes sense in my head to. nobody else's. I mean, I deserve this. if you like wesley i'll find out and Send a straitjacket right your way, because you should not be allowed to mingle with society if this guy occupies any part of your mind. you are not the man for him. i am.

It's ok if you're a woman but I would appreciate it if you sent me an email before you pursue him virtually. I am actually fairly reasonable.

Anyways, about Wesley. He is a retired fighter pilot in the Korean war (This story takes place during the early eighties). He is in his late forties but as you can tell, brimming with youth. His ex-wife locked him in the cellar after another night of complaining about how terrible he is in bed. Little does she know he's not built for the feminine essence. But anyways, he rotted in there for about two weeks until he was found by Reagan "The Dialator" Phlegmmings, who sprouted up from a gutter behind a beer barrel and asked him to join a shady contract with a wrestling organisation. He already felt like a shell of his former self after the war, and he signed the contract without a second thought, leaving his bitch wife behind.

The shady contract turned out to be worse than the regular conditions in his suffocating suburban two-story. The water barrels were full of lead, he had to wrestle against men bigger and stronger than him, and He couldn't even unionise. But still, his balls were too supple and shrivelly to stand his ground and he stayed there for 4 years. On his 51st birthday he escaped the confines of his dormitory (which he shared with Mike Donovan) as a treat to himself. After 43 hours of Trekking and Hitchhiking he collapsed by the Avenida los Tinglares road in arizona. The road was mostly barren in the summer months as the conditions were unlivable, so he was lucky to be picked up by a winnebago conducted by none other than Jeremiah Berenstain and Kyle Kincaid themselves.

They took him, launched him into space, and proceeded to take turns buttfucking him for the next millenium. But it's okay, he likes it.

Mike Donovan

There's nothing bad to say about him. He's a great guy.

Jeremiah Berenstain

He is the apple to Kyle's eye, the fly on Kyle's pie on the windowsill. or something like that. They really like each other. I, personally, think they are Mid. But they have contributed greatly to the anthology of my precious Wesley, so I don't mind their presence.

They are "technically" the most important characters in MST so I have to include them, unfortunately. There is just not much to say. They met at a blockbuster in 1985.

Kyle Kincaid

Reagan "The Dialator" Phlegmmings

This man was a disgraced wrestler who took the opportunity to vocationally Groom wesley after the gruesome falling out with his wife. I can't give you enough reasons to hate this guy. He ruined wesley's life. That's not cool. He did nothing wrong...